while i'm still in the mid twenties segment of the population of the world

i have been going around in circles and reminding myself the world does not revolve around me. though it's hard to believe. so more circles to compensate. and it will not stop. history will repeat itself.
but i thought it kinda did. circles-me. world-still. so i'm dizzy. and the universe is a big big place. and i'm tiny tiny tiny itsy bitsy tiny.
so you can underline me, keep me in your pocket, i can behave. i'll be quiet. but i'm loud if you don't give me my candy so be prepared.
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i also love the idea of gardening (watching old ladies on tv) and pets that are not hairy or mine. and of course i enjoy the idea of knitting and do it yourself home projects and cooking martha stewartly yummy things. i haaaate the word hobby. it's so non defining. i mean, the other day, when i was asked i said tennis and reading. but i haven't played since...since....and i can't put dr house as my hobby. cause watching dvd series is almost as lame as putting watching tv. cause you need a tv to watch the dvd. in most cases anyway. and people can't really say, like, "singing in the shower", "hanging out in my living room" or "masturbating" or "using a toothpick after every meal" or "taking long walks on the beach"...oh wait, people do say that. but seriously, what do people say? i'm gonna leave that part blank next time. how about the "what do you like to do in your free time?" version of asking what your "hobbies" are? weeell, i don't get much of that but when i do i like to sleep thank you...
so yes, candy, aaand circles. and no candles or cake this time.